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Lesson 1: Meet Jens — Your German language tour guide
Introductions, personal pronouns, formal vs informal address, and the important verb "to be"
Lesson 2: You already speak German! (kind of...)
English/German similarities, cognates, false friends, and the rise of "Denglisch"
Lesson 3: Attack of the German sounds and symbols!
How to pronounce German words: How to say those Ä, Ö, Ü symbols and that weird ß thing
Lesson 4: Introduction to German nouns (and nieces)
German nouns, noun genders, plural nouns, and all the different ways to say "the"
Lesson 5: German greetings and essentials
Greetings, yes and no, please and thank you: The bare minimum you need to survive!
Lesson 6: Introduction to German verbs
The structure of regular verbs, and the important verb "to have"
Lesson 7: Commands
How to give polite and informal commands
Lesson 8: Questions words
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? How much? How many? How to form basic questions in German
Lesson 9: Smalltalk! Talking about yourself in German
How to say "my name is…", where you come from, and talk about things you like
Lesson 10: How to compare things
How to compare things in German (i.e., better, best) using comparatives and superlatives.
Lesson 11: Ordering in a restaurant
How to order food in a restaurant by saying "I would like..."
Lesson 12: Introduction to German cases
What "cases" are, why you need them, and how to use the nominative and accusative cases.
Lesson 13: The "lazy dative" case
What the "dative" is, when to use it, and why it's the laziest of all the cases.
Lesson 14: German numbers
How to count from zero to one billion in German
lesson 15: Slang and expressions
Some common slang and expressions to make your German sound more natural

German greetings and essentials

Greetings, yes and no, please and thank you — the bare minimum you need to survive!

Jens sitting on a tropical island with a bottle of schnapps. He is happy and waving.

Hold onto your Bratwürste, you're about to learn...

  • Basic greetings
  • "Yes" and "no"
  • "Please" and "thank you"

Now that you've met your esteemed tour guide, Jens, it's time for a team-building exercise.

Imagine you're stranded on a desert island with nothing but a bottle of schnapps and your new friend, Jens.

If you're going to survive, you'll need to learn some basic German communication skills — schnell! (fast!)

(Seriously: These skills will also be handy if you're heading to a German speaking region really soon... if you don't learn anything else, learn these things!)

German greetings

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Hallo!
Hello!
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Guten Morgen!
Good morning!
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Guten Tag!
Good day!
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Grüß Gott!
Good day!
(Used mostly in southern Germany and Austria)
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Guten Abend!
Good evening!
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Auf Wiedersehen!
Goodbye! (formal)
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Tschüss!
Goodbye! (informal)
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Ciao! 
Goodbye! (borrowed from Italian; popular with younger Germans)

Germans are all about efficiency, so they often shorten their greetings to a single word. Try some of the shortened greetings:

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Morgen! 
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Tag! 
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Abend! 

"Yes" and "No"

After you and Jens say hello to each other, you’re going to have to work out some logistics for survival. For that, you’ll probably need these important little words:

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ja
yes
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nein
no
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vielleicht
maybe

You can get pretty far with just these few words. For instance, you can use them to stop Jens from trying to eat something he shouldn't.

Jens is going to ask you the following question:

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Ist das Essen?
Is this food?

Have a quick think about what your answer would be: ja, nein or vielleicht. Then listen to our suggestion. Do you agree with us? 

A pile of poop

Ist das Essen?

We suggest you say 

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Dodgy looking mushrooms

Ist das Essen?

We suggest you say 

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A venomous snake

Ist das Essen?

We suggest you say 

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Bananas and a coconut

Ist das Essen?

We suggest you say 

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"Please" and "Thank you"

You never know how long you're going to be stuck with Jens in this imaginary island scenario, so it's best to be polite. For that, you're going to need these words:

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Bitte
Please
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Dankeschön
Thank you
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Danke
Thank you (this shortened version is much more common)

The word bitte (please) can appear in multiple places in a German sentence, just like English

Can you please sit down? 
Please sit down.
Sit down
please.

However, in German, the most common place to put the word bitte is in the middle of the sentence.

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Finde bitte die Kokosnüsse.
Find (please) the coconuts.
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Fahr bitte das Boot.
Drive (please) the boat.
Jens climbing a palm tree trying to get a coconut. He looks worried.

It’s good to know how to sound polite during a conversation. However, after a few days on the island, Jens might not be around to converse with if he doesn’t learn some survival skills…fast!

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Free German Lessons

Lesson 1: Meet Jens — Your German language tour guide
Introductions, personal pronouns, formal vs informal address, and the important verb "to be"
Lesson 2: You already speak German! (Kind of...)
English/German similarities, cognates, false friends, and the rise of “Denglisch"
Lesson 3: Attack of the German sounds and symbols!
How to pronounce German words: How to say those Ä, Ö, Ü symbols and that weird ß thing
Lesson 4: Introduction to German nouns (and nieces)
German nouns, noun genders, plural nouns, and all the different ways to say "the"
Lesson 5: German greetings and essentials
Greetings, yes and no, please and thank you: The bare minimum you need to survive!
Lesson 6: Introduction to German verbs
The structure of regular verbs, and the important verb "to have"
Lesson 7: Commands
How to give polite and informal commands
Lesson 8: Questions
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? How much? How many? How to form basic questions in German
Lesson 9: Smalltalk! Talking about yourself in German
How to say "my name is…", where you come from, and talk about things you like
Lesson 10: How to compare things
How to compare things in German (i.e., better, best) using comparatives and superlatives
Lesson 11: Ordering in a restaurant
How to order food in a restaurant by saying "I would like..."
Lesson 12: Introduction to German cases
What "cases" are, why you need them, and how to use the nominative and accusative cases
Lesson 14: German numbers
How to count from zero to one billion in German
Lesson 13: The "lazy dative" case
What the "dative" is, when to use it, and why it's the laziest of all the cases
Lesson 15: How to sound cool
Some common slang and expressions to make your German sound more natural

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Henry Chicken (Chicken Little)
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Mr Bird and Ms Whale
Die Drei Kleinen Schweinchen
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Goldlöckchen und die Drei Bären
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Rotkäppchen
Little Red Riding Hood

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