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Lesson 1: Meet Jens — Your German language tour guide
Introductions, personal pronouns, formal vs informal address, and the important verb "to be"
Lesson 2: You already speak German! (kind of...)
English/German similarities, cognates, false friends, and the rise of "Denglisch"
Lesson 3: Attack of the German sounds and symbols!
How to pronounce German words: How to say those Ä, Ö, Ü symbols and that weird ß thing
Lesson 4: Introduction to German nouns (and nieces)
German nouns, noun genders, plural nouns, and all the different ways to say "the"
Lesson 5: German greetings and essentials
Greetings, yes and no, please and thank you: The bare minimum you need to survive!
Lesson 6: Introduction to German verbs
The structure of regular verbs, and the important verb "to have"
Lesson 7: Commands
How to give polite and informal commands
Lesson 8: Questions words
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? How much? How many? How to form basic questions in German
Lesson 9: Smalltalk! Talking about yourself in German
How to say "my name is…", where you come from, and talk about things you like
Lesson 10: How to compare things
How to compare things in German (i.e., better, best) using comparatives and superlatives.
Lesson 11: Ordering in a restaurant
How to order food in a restaurant by saying "I would like..."
Lesson 12: Introduction to German cases
What "cases" are, why you need them, and how to use the nominative and accusative cases.
Lesson 13: The "lazy dative" case
What the "dative" is, when to use it, and why it's the laziest of all the cases.
Lesson 14: German numbers
How to count from zero to one billion in German
lesson 15: Slang and expressions
Some common slang and expressions to make your German sound more natural

You already speak German! (Kind of...)

English/German similarities, cognates, false friends, and the rise of "Denglisch"

Cartoon image of Jens attempting to woo a girl with his English cognates

Hold onto your Bratwürste, you're about to learn...

  • Words that are similar in German and English
  • Words that sound similar but definitely aren't
  • How English words sneak into German to become "Denglish"

Jens has noticed that when he hears people speaking English, lots of the words seem similar. He did a little reading to try to figure out why.

It turns out that German and English are both considered Germanic languages, so they have a lot in common. 

That’s great news for Jens because he just met a nice English-speaking lady on the train. 

He’s hoping she’ll understand enough of what he says to know he’s asking her out for dinner, a movie, and maybe some ice cream. He’s banking on her understanding these similar words:

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hallo!
hello!
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gut
good
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der Film
movie/film
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der Freund
boyfriend
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das Restaurant
restaurant

What do you think? Does Jens stand a chance? If he strings together the right words, anything is possible, but he’s probably wishing he had paid more attention in his English class.

Pass auf! — Watch out! Words that are not what they appear to be

Jens knows he has to be careful. His English-speaking friends are always snickering when they hear certain German words. These words definitely aren’t what they sound like:

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groß
Sounds like:
Gross; disgusting
Actually means:
Big
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fahrt
Sounds like:
Fart (teehee!)
Actually means:
Drive; ride
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das Handy
Sounds like:
Handy; useful
Actually means:
Cellphone / mobile
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der Chef
Sounds like:
Chef; someone who cooks
Actually means:
Boss. (Think of it like "chief")
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Hell
Sounds like:
Hell. The pit of fire and brimstone.
Actually means:
Bright!
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das Gift
Sounds like:
Gift; present
Actually means:
Poison!

Here’s a life lesson from Jens: If someone in Germany offers you a gift…run! This situation would also be a great time to know the German words for police and help!

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die Polizei
Police
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hilfe!
help!

Hey look! Those words sounds like their English equivalents too!

The rise of "Denglisch" — Why Jens infuriates his grandma

Cartoon of Jens saying "Mein computer ist cool!" and Oma looking unimpressed

Jens is a younger German, and his grandmother can’t stand some of his slang. 

Every generation has its own slang words, but to the surprise of Jens’s grandmother, Jens is starting to adopt English slang! (Gasp!) This is something happening all around Germany. 

This type of slang is called “Denglisch” because of the way it uses (or misuses) English words, phrases, and sentence structures instead of the more traditional German words.

Deutsch (German) + Englisch (English) = Denglisch

Here are some words and phrases that you might hear in Germany that will make you feel right at home:

Denglisch words that seem to make sense

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babysitten
to babysit
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showmaster
TV host
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der Computer
computer
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das Camping
camping

However, many Denglisch words are tricky because they don’t mean what you think they would.

Denglisch words that don't make much sense at all:

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der Beamer
projector
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das Mobbing
bullying; harassment
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der Smoking
tuxedo — probably shortened at some point from "smoking jacket"

So the good news is that as you learn German, a good chunk of the language will look familiar.

Just be careful to check your word meanings to avoid a Katastrophe.

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Lesson 1: Meet Jens — Your German language tour guide
Introductions, personal pronouns, formal vs informal address, and the important verb "to be"
Lesson 2: You already speak German! (Kind of...)
English/German similarities, cognates, false friends, and the rise of “Denglisch"
Lesson 3: Attack of the German sounds and symbols!
How to pronounce German words: How to say those Ä, Ö, Ü symbols and that weird ß thing
Lesson 4: Introduction to German nouns (and nieces)
German nouns, noun genders, plural nouns, and all the different ways to say "the"
Lesson 5: German greetings and essentials
Greetings, yes and no, please and thank you: The bare minimum you need to survive!
Lesson 6: Introduction to German verbs
The structure of regular verbs, and the important verb "to have"
Lesson 7: Commands
How to give polite and informal commands
Lesson 8: Questions
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? How much? How many? How to form basic questions in German
Lesson 9: Smalltalk! Talking about yourself in German
How to say "my name is…", where you come from, and talk about things you like
Lesson 10: How to compare things
How to compare things in German (i.e., better, best) using comparatives and superlatives
Lesson 11: Ordering in a restaurant
How to order food in a restaurant by saying "I would like..."
Lesson 12: Introduction to German cases
What "cases" are, why you need them, and how to use the nominative and accusative cases
Lesson 14: German numbers
How to count from zero to one billion in German
Lesson 13: The "lazy dative" case
What the "dative" is, when to use it, and why it's the laziest of all the cases
Lesson 15: How to sound cool
Some common slang and expressions to make your German sound more natural

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